•~☺♥ Happy first of December peepz ♥☺~•
So far everyone agrees with me that this year has flown by...it sort of seems like its meant to be like August and..well it's December!
Anyways, to celebrate 1st of December here's some random stories off MLIA.

Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from something hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA.

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA

Today , I went to the new Harry Potter movie with a friend . At the part where Dumbledore died , a man close to the front row yelled "NO!" and ran out the emergency exit door . It made my day MLIA .

Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA.

Today, I started choking on a lifesaver. Instead of being scared, I started laughing at the irony.

My life is average...life is pretty normal today ☺

YOU KNOW YOUR PUNJABI WHEN...
some of this stuff comes from my own experience and some of it I got off a website but its all pretty much 100% true!

1. everyone always calls you for help on homework
2. you know lots about desi fashion
3. your parents tell you that roti is healthy even though it isn't
4. you go out for food, your parents fight over the bill
5. your parents only have desi friends
6. your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer
7. Your best friend got married at the age of 17/18
8. your parents don't let you out of the house after 8
9. your parents make you do all your homework even if it takes you 5 seconds
10. your parents get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 50 kgs overweight
11. you have been chased around the house with heavy tools
12. your parents compare you to other kids
13. your parents tell you eat lots of roti to gain weight
14. your parents say they understand English and then after ask you what the word means
15. you go back to your Punjab and people treat you like a member of the royal family
16. your parents make you go shopping with them
17. your parents have 4 cups of cha everyday
18. when you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent
19. you tell everyone you eat lots of spicy food but u don't
20. you hate to eat at restaurants and rather eat at home
21. your mum saves lots of grocery bags for later uses
22. you're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up
23. your parents always buy 2 gallons of milk every day
24. you have to stick with your mum everywhere you go, even the Gurduwara
25. you love to eat subway
26. your mum owns at least 150 suits
27. when you have a party, instead of cooking for 50 people the food is so much it can go for like 150 people.
28. you make fun of gore people in Punjabi, right in front of their faces.
29. your parents get a mini heart attack if they hear a product $20 or more
30. you take tons of food anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'
31. you know what your mum is cooking when you walk into your house
32. your parents try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes etc
33. you are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport
34. your parents tell you to speak Punjabi in the house and then they start talking in English
35. your mum likes to listen to hip hop music even though they don't know what the person is saying
36. your parents talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house
37. your mom likes to listen to Hindi music even though she is Punjabi
38. your mom is an expert in anthakshri
39. you could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
40. your parents make you go to your store every weekend
41. your parents call america "Amrika" and canada "kanedaa"
42. your family members including you are experts at swearing in Punjabi
43. you have seen at least one fight at a party
44. you put leftover food in ice cream containers
45. your parents want u to be at least 6 ft
46. you arrive to a party late and think its normal
47. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls
48. if your parents find something in sale, they start buying amounts of that item.
49. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato sauce
50. whenever your parents go to someone's house, they always talk about their business and kids.
51. you think Tunak Tunak Tun makes sense
52. u leave from someone's house and then start talking about them
53. you always leave your shoes at the door
54. your parents bring lots of food with them when they travel (maximum 30 mins)
55. your parents always bargain
56. your parents drag you to some big party full of other desi people and you don't even know what the party is for
57. if it's slightly cold in the morning when you leave, mom makes you wear a jacket and gets scared
58. instead of z its jee, e.g. zero = jeero.
59. you fill your 5-seater family car with 10 people.
60. you go to a person's house for the first time, the person offers you money($50-$100)
61. you were taught never to talk to strangers , yet your parents force you to call a complete stranger "bhaiya etc"
62. your parents use grocery bags as garbage bags.
63. your parents start spelling their name to the operator like A as in Apple, B as in boy
64. you ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free
65. when you cough once in front of your parents, your parents get scared and start thinking your sick
66. you don't accept any money from others
67. you read and relate to all these posts but you still are proud to be a Punjabi! :D :D

Wow.. i haven't posted in aagessss..yesterday while i was procrastinating (:D) i remebered that i still had a blog but then it was like 1am so I decided not to post then :) I know I said that i'll post but it didn't work..so many things have been going on its so confusing and its the time of the year when NCEA exams are on and its realllyyy realllyyy full on! :O Thank god for study leave :D
And check out songs by Imran Khan as well :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-160PFUogeI
:D

OMG!
I haven't been on this in ages..
I'm sooo sick and i STILL haven't recovered..
argh..
anyways I'm so sick i cant be bothered....I shall be back though☺
PEACE OUT GUYS

I'm just gonna blog some highlights for today..
This is Fraser's status update on facebook o___O"..
"IM A WOMANIZER. DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ME"
ahem...?
o___O"
Grr, im so angry with CIS, got SOO much to do!!
Accounting internal on monday hopefully i do well, aiming for 0 not achieveds this year!! haha
I got EXCELLENCE for physics! lol im so happy...
peace..☺

wHi$lE 4 a JatTi

R0SES ARE RED,
PUNJABIZ ARE BR0WN,
THATS MY RACE,
S0 I PUT IT D0WN,
MY PUNJABI PRIDE,
I WILL N0T HIDE,
MY PUNJABI RACE,
I WILL N0T DISGRACE,
MY PUNJABI BL00D FL0WS H0T & TRUE,
MY PUNJABI PEEPZ I WILL STAND BY Y0U,
THR0UGH THICK & THIN TILL THE DAY WE DIE,
OUR PUNJABI FLAG ALWAYS STANDS HIGH,
I YELL THIS P0EM L0UDER THEN ALL THE REST,
CUZ EVERY0NE KN0WS PUNJABI ARE THE BEST,
PUNJABI PRIDE IN MY MIND,
PUNJABI BL00D IS MY KIND,
S0 STEP ASIDE AND LET ME THR0UGH,
CUZ ITS ALL AB0UT THE PUNJABI CREW,
LIFE SUCKZ AND THEN Y0U DIE,
BUT IF UR PUNJABI Y0U DIE WITH PRIDE!!!

☺♥~ peAce owT fOr toDay ~♥☺

This post is dedicated...
TO YOU GUYS ☺
been going through difficult times .. I've watched how people have walked into and out of my life and I'm biting over the fact on why I was stuck with crazy ones!
...I don't know how many more crazy ones to go but...
•○☺♥You guys are awesome ♥☺○•

let's post something which doesn't make any sense

...I hate it when I make a typo and I do the little "*" to correct it, and I get it wrong again. And then I still get it wrong the next billion times...

Example:

me: haha yeahhhh sertousu

me: *serousyl

me: *seriouly

me: HFKHDKLAHIFBJKAFFHHJSAFAKSFHIASHFkJSAFKJAHSFKBKCBJKJK

me: seriouslt

me: O_O !!!!!!

me: 8seriously

me: haih...I took time to type it that time.....

me: ARGH! it's an 8 instead of a "*"

*throws keyboard*

*goes appear offline*

Natasha is back NANANANANANANANANAN ☺
....ahem...Natasha has to go now :(
(I have to study for all my tests and internals next week)
And ill hopefully post SOMETHING again soon
•○☺ ♥ peace owt ♥☺○•

BLOGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

run away from the Blogler
The blogler will come after you with her guns !!!! call 111

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the BLOGLER is a very scary person

Story time:

one time at school me (jasmine), shalini, and natasha were walking around

three year 9's came up to us and one was in front of Natasha and screamed at Natasha cuz they thought she would bomb their houses

that is a true story!!

it was soooo funny tht me (jasmine) and shalini started crying from laughing too much

The adventure continues with "I'm so dumb, I'm gonna hide my face in shame"
(This is gonna carry on until the resits on Wednesday so you have to put up with it..I'm sorry)
I'm just glad we get resits!
There is still hope!
Oh well..
Topic of the day : Accounting Period!
We had a reliever today. The minute she walked in I was like "yussssssss" better than our normal accounting teacher! The class was quiet. Everyone was soo eager to do their accoounting. All of a sudden the bell rang 20 minutes early and eveyrone was like WTF. All the other classes were leaving! And our teacher was like "Shalini go upstairs and ask the other teacher about this" And the reply was NO we dont get to leave. I was like NOOOOOO!! So we were sitting there when..
Teacher : Okay, what should we do now
Shalini: Lets have an irish debate!!! ( the reliving teacher was irish and was Shalini's teacher last year)
Me : o_O!
Me: ummm
Shalini : Irish debating is FUN!
Teacher : Aww, but we don't have enough time
Shalini: Lets have an irish debate!!!
Shalini: Umm lets seee fart tax what about that!!
Teacher: OMG they're putting up a tax on texts in Ireland
Shalini: Natasha, WHAT SHOULD WE DEBATE ABOUT?!
And then like 1000 people were walking out and our teacher refused! So this other girl was like "well what if the 3 o clock bell doesn't ring, you'll be regretting it!" So the teacher was like " Oh well then you'll just have to wait for the 8.30 bell in the morning" So i was like "yaaay a sleepover" and then I was suddenly regreeting it. A SLEEPOVER WITH SHALINI NOOOOOOOOOO!!! IRISH DEBATING NOOOO
yeah, thats it pretty much.
I have too much homework.
Wish me luck for my math resit!
:)

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This blog is currently under construction :)
THANK YOU COME AGAIN

I only got a measly achieved for maths!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm so dumb you don't even DESERVE to see my face. I'm gonna hide it with shame with my folder at school from now on. HMPH.
Do you know how stupid i feel???!?!?
I wanna bash my head against the maths textbook until I faint!!!
I wanna bash the teacher!! .. umm okay maybe I'm taking this a bit too far...
Jade said there was this really hard out maths girl last year who went into Mr Campbells math class and started failing!!
I have lost hope..totally!!
My conclusion : This year is not a good year for me!!
But what if this phase never ends and I never get better at math AGAIN??!?!
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NCEA HERE COME ON I HAVE A REASON TO FREAK OUT, ITS NOT SOME SILLY OLD TEST WHERE YOU ACTUALLY CAN GET LOW MARKS AND GO .. "OH WELL"
I'm just glad we get a resit!!
ARGH!
p.s. my green and white stripy curtains are awesome :)
THANK YOU FOR READING

boreeeedd

Greetings ☺
Yeah i sorta got over my emoness because i figured that i would be really boring and Jasmine thinks I'm awesome when I'm on a major high....o_O
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It started when i told Jasmine to sing along at the opera ..she should..☺
i really need to shower...its like lunchtime :)
I have no idea why I'm blogging at the moment because there's nothing really that AMAZING to blog about.
so yeah..
bye ☺

Things happen.
Sad things.
Happy things.
But something really devastating happened over this week.
We were like family.
And then..
he died.
Sonia's dad died.
Just like that.
And he was so young.
Sonia's only 9
and she has a 2 year old sister.
WHY?
Life's like that.
So i decided to start over.
With every death you gotta start over.
You never know what could happen.
Its really sad.
But with all the sadness there comes a flash of miserable happiness.
I don't know why.
Ill get over it soon.
Its so sad.
He was fine the day before when we met him...
:(